DELORES DELUXE

Originally a Las Vegas and Moulin Rouge Showgirl, Delores grew tired of the mundane day to day thieving of feathers and stockings and decided to enrol in a business course at one the finest schools, The London School of Histrionics. Graduating with honours in smoking through a cigarette holder, post modernist sinning, martini mixing, stiletto parading, husband stealing and corset lacing, she then went on to forge a successful career with her own business, The Kitten Club. Now known as Mummy Kitten, Delores selects only the very finest Kittens to be part of her marabou basket and has led the troupe to many successes and glamorous accolades including a West End Show, residency at Volupte and regular musings on the airwaves of BBC London.

She takes her role of making the world a more glamorous and stylish place very seriously, campaigning for several global, worthy causes such as The Anti-Training Shoe Society, Unsightly Fleece and Hoody Awareness, Grey Underwear Anonymous and the recently formed Lipstick Association, ‘Keeping it Red’. Delores can be contacted via her PA, Miss Jillian George–Lewis

VICIOUS DELICIOUS

Vicious Delicious was once just delicious. She was delicious in looks and delicious in life and to everyone she met she was always quite nice . And till one day someone stole her purse. Well she says stole, she can’t be sure, she might have just lost it but she always did like to blame others. She was distracted by the chocolate when it disappeared. She had just procured herself a delicious grande sized cappuccino and was enjoying the chocolate sprinkles. She didn’t actually notice it had gone until she went to do her on line banking the following day which you need your card for these days because of the stupid new Barclays system. She eventually gained access to her finances and found her carefully saved cash gone! In her struggle to keep up her mortgage payments and charitable donations she became caught up in a web of worldwide fraud, she was sent to prison for pretty girls where she learned various skills including, kick boxing, dragon slaying, gun manufacture and horse whipping. After being released in late 2004, she found these skills were best put to use in the dark underworld of Burlesque. She scoured around for the finest troupe and found The Kitten Club. She was immediately taken under the wing of Mummy Kitten who admiring her life of danger and crime, thought her a valuable asset to the basket. Vicious can be contacted via her parole officer Leah Shand

TEMPEST ROSE

Tempest Rose made her debut in 2007 after graduating from the best finishing school Switzerland has to offer. Prior to that she was head Girl at Oxford College for  Young Ladies where she received a top class education in all the feminine arts. She is most accomplished in the lady-like pastimes of voice and song, poetry, dance and ballet, needle point and art. She can speak three languages - French, Italian and Latin, run a household of up to 30 hired staff and has the highest tastes in all the modern apparel of  London, Milan and Paris.

She is also highly accomplished in the not-so lady-like arts of soul-singing, light bondage, tease, homicide, espionage, assassination, gambling, double entendre, drinking, hustling and is well aware of what the butler saw  (she'll deal with him later).

"Tempest Rose is the paragon of female accomplishment and high breeding. She is the model all young debutantes should aspire to" Lady Margaret Pontefract-Smythe, White Lakes Finishing School.

Tempest Rose can be found at all the most aristocratic events supping vintage champagne and caviar, at her country estate, lounging at The Kitten Club or lurking around a few dark corners.

She is willing to make professional appearances at all top class events and gatherings, for a fee. To get in touch please contact her manager Ariadne Blakey

VIXEN DE VILLE

Exemplary daughter of the mighty omnificent Zephelemes - master of all, merciful to none! Vixen spent the last eight thousand and eleventy twelve centuries toying with the souls of the numerous spiritual and physical worlds which she dispassionately graced with her presence. Causing fear and lust in the hearts (and other vital organs) of all manner of creatures, Vixen found particular malevolent pleasure in meddling with those her father referred to as ‘mere mortals’. Finding an existence of magical omnipotence fused with eternal beauty rather irksome, (after all, what is there to do in life once you’ve conquered all the elements, experienced orgasmic euphoria and solved the Rubik’s cube?), Vixen took solace in the enchanting Burlesque Underworld of a place called Earth – a little trinket which she’d once found in a Zephthemesian Kinder Egg. This glorious underworld brought Vixen to the bosom of it’s leader and matriarch, Delores Deluxe who provided the maternal bond Vixen had subconsciously craved for centuries past. At last Vixen had found her true home - The Kitten Club, with The Kittens as her new family and immediately abdicated her universal dominion, joining The Kittens in using her metaphysical powers for merriment and mirthful mischief.

Vixen de Ville can be contacted via her earthling, Catherine Eccles.